JFK: God its hot out here in dallas, better take the convertible

RobertELee: Where the f*ck is @Jeb w/ my cavalry

HonestAbe: @HBStowe...thanks. B*!@#. No seriously. #War #thingsineedlikeaholeinthehead

Magellan: I think i made a wrong turn at tierra del fuego #needGarmin

EWhitney: My invention is complete...but what to call it? #drink2much

MalcolmX: Seriously guys, I'm bringing it back! #BowtiesRCool

EdgarAllenPoe: NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF THAT STUPID BIRD! #TappingMustStop