AnneFrank: Whew. Narrow escape. Might be in prison, but managed to hide diary from @OttoFrank.

BenFranklin: Srsly, guys? I INVENTED ELECTRICITY and you still can't make me president? #ImMovingToCanada

HonestAbe: With me as your president, I know this country will secede! ...Mary, where's the delete button? I meant SUCCEED! #HomophonesArePeopleToo